Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Amateur Hour: Tuna Salad!
Your Future Is Knocking!
I love getting mail! We’re not talking about getting emails (though I love getting those too!). Since I’m getting up there in years, a whole bunch of colleges are saying “come to us! We’re a perfect match for you! We LOVE you!” Well, you know what I mean…
Any way, this whole college-sending-you-stuff thing is getting pretty ridiculous… see for yourself…
And they’re still coming! I just got two recently! But I requested one of them, so that’s my fault…
When I first started getting emails, I felt really, really appreciated. I couldn’t help but think, “Oh my God, they came to me! They want me to go there!” Several months later, Sullivan the hamster has a roof over his cage and I’ve had to weed through the various emails and pick out my least desired colleges and throw them in the bin.
Quite honestly, narrowing it down seems to be the easy part. In fact, I have four that I wouldn’t mind going to:
In case you can’t read the labels (from the bottom of the photo up): Academy of Art University, California College of the Arts, University of Iowa (I can't find that letter, so this is the closest to that), and the
I need to remember to email certain colleges and tell them I’m not interested so they can stop sending me stuff.
I’m done moping and complaining to you. I apologize…
If you’re a fellow college hunter, if you haven’t already, check out the Princeton Review. It’s free!
--Jude Rosenberg
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Amateur Hour: Baking Banana Bread!
Monday, August 9, 2010
Lazy Day
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Architecture Camp
Chapter Three

Mom was defrosting frozen waffles in the toaster that she had thought to bring along in the car. I grabbed two and started wolfing them down.
“Hugo, how about eating one at a time?” said mom.
I shrugged. She knew I was going to eat these plus two more. Mary was already sitting at the table reading the newspaper that mom had picked up at the store at the crack of dawn, and nibbling on her waffles. I gulped down a glass of apple juice.
“So what are you guys going to do today?” asked mom.
I shrugged. Mary looked up at mom.
“I was thinking of taking a walk around the place,” said Mary.
“That sounds like a great idea. Hugo, why don’t you go with?” said mom.
“I don’t want to go with,” I told her.
She gave me her famous scolding look. It told me that I had better go with or I was going to be stuck doing something even more unpleasant. I hung my head in defeat.
“The movers are going to be here in a few hours. I just don’t want you to get in the way, alright?” explained mom.
“Sure…”
So Mary and I finished our breakfasts and then headed out the front door. Mary walked three yards ahead of me.
“Do you know what would be kind of cool?” asked Mary, calling over her shoulder.
“What?” I asked, humoring her.
“If our back yard was an old graveyard.”
“Are you sure you weren’t looking for the word ‘spooky’ or ‘freaky’?” I asked her.
“No, I meant what I said. I think it would be fascinating to have all of those people just resting in our back yard for all of eternity!”
“They’re not resting, they’re dead,” I corrected her.
“Think of all of the years of history there could be back there!” said Mary.
We walked farther and I pretended to listen to how interesting that mythical graveyard in our backyard would be.
What we weren’t aware of was the forest that was set so far back that when you looked at the front of our beautiful house at the bottom of the hill, it would go unnoticed. But it was part of our property.
“Mom never told us about this,” said Mary.
“Maybe she didn’t know,” I said.
“Let’s go in,” she said.
What harm could we come by in a forest? We trudged on.
The forest behind our house had the essence of a forest you might read about in a fairy tale; small animals scampered across our path only to leave just as quickly as they had come. Rays of golden light filtered through the leaves of the trees, illuminating our path… beckoning us to follow.
And follow we did.
We walked through the forest until we came across a well. We gripped the sides and peered all the way down. There couldn’t have been more than a few inches of water down there.
“Hugo, if we found a well, do you know what this means?” asked Mary, excitedly.
“I don’t know…”
“Honestly… it means there are probably other cottages nearby! Lots of civilizations are started when the ground is broken and they have a well with good water,” said Mary. “Come on, let’s keep looking.”
Mary went on direction and I went the opposite way to go looking for another house. I went through about ten yards of trees when I finally found the remnants of a picket fence.
“Mary!” I shouted.
I approached the fence and found the gate when Mary came over.
“Look what I found,” I said.
“It’s a fence,” said Mary.
“Ah, but where there is a fence, there is surely a house!” I said.
She rolled her eyes at me. I smiled.
I opened the gate that came to about my waist. Inside were piles and piles of leaves—dry and crunchy as well as freshly fallen.
“I’m going to go keep looking where I was looking before,” said Mary.
“Fine, but you’ll miss out!” I said.
She left without a word.
Her loss!
I headed across the property. It seemed to be covered in more forest than grass. It must have been a while since someone lived here.
At last, after several minutes of walking, I found it. The house was in utter shambles, but it was still perfect. There was a large wooden door set into the front, the curtains in the tall, rectangular windows were drawn tightly closed, housing the spiders that now took over. I moved closer to the door—close enough to smell the age attached to it. With that, I placed my hands on the door and pushed.
Inside was completely empty. No furniture, no blankets, hardly any pictures… there was only one. It rested at the top of the grand staircase, right in the middle of the wall. It was a portrait of an old man. He had a white beard that came down to where I guessed his collar-bone was located. He had a receding hairline with rare traces of black hair intermixed. There was no inscription under it.
I went to the stairs and tested my weight on the bottom stair. Surprisingly, it didn’t squeak. I moved up the stares and the first thing I saw was a long hall way. There were six doors, three on each side. I moved towards the door closest to me. I pressed my ear against the wood—the last thing that I wanted to find out was that someone was still living here, even though I highly doubted that possibility.
No sound but the wind. With that, I pushed on the wood, since all of the door knobs were missing, and walked in.
There was a small bed in the corner. It had a rounded base and headboard and there was a thin film of dust. The panes of glass were shattered in their frame—probably the work of the vandals that were able to find this place. Or had something else happened?
I looked in the closet and there was a little girl’s night gown hanging on a hanger
I moved across the hall. When I looked in, I saw an old fireplace and the opposite wall was covered in books. The wall opposite the one that I entered through was gone completely. Judging by the edges of the walls that remained, it had originally been burned away, but now it was being consumed by water damage and spots of mold. There was a chair in there as well. I crossed the room and sat down in it—still in working order!
I looked out through the missing wall. From this side of the house, the forest looked dead. There were few signs of life. Maybe a squirrel or a rabbit or two. But little to no green.
“Hugo…”
It sounded like an echo in my ear.
“Hugo!”
There it was again. But louder.
“Hugo!”
It was Mary. My head was in a fog.
“Hugo, please answer me,” said Mary.
I got up from my chair and ran down the stairs that didn’t squeak, out the front door, and through the gate, almost running into Mary.
“Hey!” she exclaimed.
“Sorry…”
“I heard mom calling, but it would look bad if I didn’t bring you with me,” said Mary.
“Right…”
I looked back once at the house that was obscured by trees and followed Mary back to the house.
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Yes!! I did it! I have no idea why that took as long as it did... I really and truly do apologize. I'll get to working on chapter four and with any luck, I'll have it done this week. I would also like to say the same about my summer Honors Physics homework, but I'm not sure that that will be done either... then again, it is only note-taking. And I have roughly three weeks left to do it.
This isn't my best chapter... hopefully everything will get worked out when we get to the editing phase. But I just want to get everything down somewhere before I start doing that!
With that, I'll take my leave.
Have a great week, everyone!
--Jude
Movie Time! 'Sweeney Todd'

“Johnny Depp (in an Oscar-nominated role) reteams with director Tim Burton for this adaptation of the hit Broadway musical about the Demon Barber of Fleet Street. Depp plays Sweeney Todd, a man who becomes a deranged murderer seeking revenge after being falsely imprisoned. To add to the macabre nature of his crimes, he enlists the help of his lover, Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter), who disposes of the victims by baking them into pies—sought after by all of
It has taken me three years to see this movie (it came out in 2007. Boy, do I remember watching T.V. and seeing the previews for this and thinking, “god dang it, I can’t go!!”
I love Tim Burton films in general. I’m sure I haven’t seen them all, but I’ve seen quite a few (‘The Corpse Bride,’ ‘Edward Scissorhands,’ ‘Sleep Hollow,’ etc…). He always does an amazing job on all of his work. I love that the colors still come through, but are still very saturated with black and white. I like the old-fashioned costuming—the long flowing dresses that the women wear… the eeriness of them…
Sweeney Todd is no different when it comes to those things.
I loved the songs in this musical (as I write this, I have the song called ‘Johanna’ in my head. That was one of my favorites!). In truth, the songs are quite catchy. They reuse the melodies for background music when there are just places where the characters are talking. It’s different than ‘Phantom of the Opera’ and ‘Wicked.’ The plot itself is amazing! I can’t imagine myself ever lying in bed thinking up something like that.
What I didn’t like about this movie was that I had to wait over forty minutes before the blood started flying everywhere. I guess I expected it to come up right away, given that I had only seen the previews and it was implied. So while watching the movie, I had to step back and remind myself that they (being the writers and characters) need to give their viewers background information so they know why he’s doing what he’s doing. I just get really excited and I wanted to jump into the action.
I think my favorite character was
Even though Johnny Depp isn’t well-known for his singing ability, I thought he did a fine job. Frankly, I was expecting a lot worse! Same with Helena Bonham Carter.
This movie is rated R for graphic, bloody violence. There’s a crap-ton of it. Even though the blood in the movie is obviously fake (if you look close enough, you can see that it has a bit of an orange tinge while real blood is typically darker… at least that’s what the costume blood you can find in any store around Halloween time looks like), if you are even remotely bothered by blood, this is not the movie for you. As for everyone else, I highly recommend it!
I swear, as I watch more movies like this, I can handle more and more grotesque movies… Two good things have come from watching more horror films: I have a stronger stomach (realized or unrealized before) and I’m getting more horror research for my own story!
Speaking of which, that’s coming up soon. I’ve said that a few times, but I’m not kidding this time. I have next to nothing going on this week, so it will be up. Then I can get working on chapter four!
Thanks for reading!
--Jude Rosenberg
Thursday, August 5, 2010
Movie Time! 'Secret Window'

You could call this research, I guess…
Let’s go back to 2004—the year this movie came out. Let me quote the description that was on the Netflix movie sleeve:
“Mort Rainey (Johnny Depp), a writer just emerging from a painful divorce with his wife (Maria Bello as ‘Amy’), is stalked at his remote lake house by a psychotic stranger and would-be scribe (John Turturro) who claims Rainey swiped his best story idea. But as Rainey endeavors to prove his innocence, he begins to question his own sanity. Charles S. Dutton and Timothy Hutton co-star in this suspenseful drama based on a Stephen King novella.”
I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. I love Johnny Depp as an actor, which was what led me to request it. I didn’t know anything about this movie beforehand other than the preview looked good. So I was delighted to find out that this was based on something written by Stephen King. I’ve never read a novel of his, but now I just might. It might just be a book review to look forward to!
I liked this movie because it kept me thinking; everything I thought a certain thing would happen, the plot would take a turn and throw something new at me… most of the time it was something I wasn’t even remotely anticipating.
Towards the end of the movie, my computer decided that it no longer wanted me to watch movies. I was outraged! That simply wasn’t cool at all! This is another sign of a very good movie. If you’re not upset that it ended, it might just be a sign.
You really needed an actor of Johnny Depp’s caliber. For one thing, Rainey actually was a little insane. If you’ve seen the ‘Pirates of the
This film is rated PG-13 for language, some sexual content (it passes very quickly and they don’t show anything) and… I believe violence. Believe me, there is plenty of weapons and blood to go ‘round.
Overall, this was an excellent film. If you haven’t seen it in the six years that is has been out like I did, I highly recommend that you borrow it from someone/somewhere.
In other news, I am almost done with my Architecture class, so you can certainly expect pictures (of the plans, of the finished model and maybe even the almost finished model). There should be an entry if not by Friday, then by Monday or Tuesday, definitely.
I have also rented ‘Sweeney Todd,’ so there will be a review on that as well. I’m very excited for this, actually!
I’m really sorry it has taken so long to put chapter three up. I will be working on it over the weekend and I hope to have it up sometime next week so I can continue on to chapter four.
As for ‘Mirror, Mirror,’ I am seriously still reading it! It has been forever! I have a stack of books I have already read ready to review, but that’s more work… I’ll give them to you as I have them.
Thanks for reading!
--Jude Rosenberg
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Sky Lanterns
Dogs on the Block
Chalk City!
--Jude Rosenberg
Sunday, August 1, 2010
Movie Time! 'Charlie St. Cloud'

Saturday, July 31, 2010
Chapter Two

“Hugo!”
I opened my eyes. It was dark outside my window.
“Hugo! There’s food if you’re hungry,” said Mary.
“Woah! Mary! Wait a second,” I said, hurrying to get up off the floor.
I threw the door open and Mary was waiting with her hand on the banister, poised to head downstairs.
“What’s your problem?” she asked.
“I was just about to ask the same thing. Don’t you remember what happened about an hour ago?” I asked her.
“Hugo, what are you talking about? I was asleep,” explained Mary.
“You don’t remember anything strange happening? Nothing at all?” I asked.
“No… should I?”
“You let out this freaky scream. I thought someone was killing you or something,” I said. “When I came into your room—“
“You came into my room?!” she exclaimed.
“That’s beside the point! You gave me this really possessed look. I mean, it looked like you could have been sleeping, but you were more animal-like than human… it was weird.”
“I can’t believe that you’re already invading my privacy! We just moved here!” said Mary exasperatedly. “Seriously, Hugo…”
I looked down at my feet. This was not going how I had hoped it would.
“Maybe I gave you that demonic look because you woke me up. Did you ever think of that?” demanded Mary.
She stomped down the stairs and I was alone on the second floor.
That night, after eating a plateful of Chinese food for dinner, I crawled into my sleeping bag and went to sleep. I slept with my windows open to let the air flow through.
In the middle of the night, I became completely cold even though it was still summertime and I was in a sleeping bag that was meant to keep you warm in negative thirty degree weather. I pulled the blanket closer to me to prevent any more cold air from getting in. It was surprisingly easy to fall back asleep.
Next morning, I woke up to find my sister sitting on my knees. I let out a small yelp only to have it stifled by my sister’s hand.
“Shut up! Mom’s still asleep!” she said.
“What are you doing in here?” I asked her.
“I had to tell someone, but mom would have been too upset,” said Mary.
“Okay… what is it?”
“I think dad visited us last night,” she said.
I just stared at her.
“That’s ridiculous… you know as well as I that that’s not possible,” I told her.
“I’m not so sure anymore, Hugo,” said Mary. “Last night, when I was in bed, I swear I felt someone brush my face and kiss my head. I know for a fact that it wasn’t mom. I was half-asleep, but when I felt something touch me, I opened my eyes and there was no one there.”
“Mary… I don’t know what to say. I think you’re still getting used to the idea that he’s gone. You still want him back,” said Hugo.
“Of course. He’s our dad. Don’t you want him back too?” asked Mary.
I didn’t answer her question. She didn’t know about everything that happened.
“Can you get off me now?” I asked her.
She nodded and got up. She made to leave the room, but then stopped in the door way.
“I’m sort of surprised at you, Hugo. After everything that man did for you…”
With that, she left and went downstairs.
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Here you go! Chapter two.
The reason I wrote this so fast is because it was all I wanted to work on last night. It was one of the few things I thought about. If I have another night like this, you'll have chapter three (currently in progress) in a day or two.
Tell me what you think of it. Just leave a comment below!
--Jude Rosenberg